IMPORTANT! GET THE CHAPEL BANNER! SCROLL DOWN!To quote
Peat, "Time to make a list of things I am thankful for. I seem to overlook the more obvious things, like breathing, or
seeing.You should go see Peat. Play Guess The Fake Headline.
By the way, I was re-reading
Sex And Rockets after being inspired by a few posts below, and thought I'd post a choice quote from RAW, who wrote the intoduction.
"In 1986 , researchers found a 2000 year old manuscript near the same Nag Hammadi caves where The Dead Sea Scrolls had come to light.
The Secret Book Of Judas Of Kerioth, this text depicts Jesus as the bisexual lover of both Mary Magdalene and St. John, and also describes the Last Supper as an entheogenic sacrament involving magic mushrooms."
I don't have that text, nor have I ever heard of it. Google only points the usual biblical references and oddly, a few homosexual tantric sites.
It's not even listed in the
Nag Hammadi Library.However, if you have doubts that Jesus ate psylos, read
The Gospel Of St. Thomas. Well, one of them munched anyway.
37. His disciples said, "When will you appear to us, and when will we see you?"
Jesus said, "When you strip without being ashamed, and you take your clothes and put them under your feet like little children and trample then, then [you] will see the son of the living one and you will not be afraid."
62. Jesus said, "I disclose my mysteries to those [who are worthy] of [my] mysteries.
90. Jesus said, "Come to me, for my yoke is comfortable and my lordship is gentle, and you will find rest for yourselves."
Jesus said, "Look, I will guide her to make her male, so that she too may become a living spirit resembling you males. For every female who makes herself male will enter the kingdom of Heaven."
"Enter The Kingdom Of Heaven", eh??
Sing Along!Baby Jesus is not my lover
he's just a guy who claimed that he was The One
But the king of jews was funHa. See what I did? I turned it into a Michael Jackson thing. Clever, aren't I?
One time an Essene priest,
this guy, told me that this gospel had Jesus saying "it is okay for women to lie down with women, for no seed is wasted."
I have yet to find that passage, even though he read it to me from my own copy of the text!
Essenes, though, you wanna meet a creepy group of christians.........though I tend to appreciate their views over "traditional" christianity.
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"We affirm that God is a Oneness in Three Modes: Divine Father; Divine Mother; Divine Child. We believe that via the dynamic interaction of the masculine and feminine aspects of God (Divine Father and Divine Mother) the Divine Child (Creation) is perpetually produced."
The Essenes understood that the Isis/Osiris/Horus configuration was the most accurate without saying as much, but without discarding Mother under the amorphous title of "Holy Ghost".
If I were to ever be christian, it would be Essene.
Oh, and
this guy attempts to prove Jesus was actually Satan.
To end this long-winded post, another quote from RAW, for sake~
"I do not regard Parsons or Crowley as Black Magickians or Satanists or anything of the sort. Magick has many aspects, but primarily it acts as a dramatized system of 'psychology' (or neuro-linguistic meta-programming) to train us to break out of the cage of the socially conditioned ego and experience a new sense of self."
Many people have the Ozzy Osbourne impression of Aleister Crowley, until one actually reads his works.
He sits at that table of my Fantasy Dinner Guests along with good ol' Jack.
Hubbard is, of course, not invited.