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Bill Keller is a Sick Man

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Keep an eye on this guy.
For it is the Charismatic Delusional that will put to work the end of Rational Thought.
Get this:
"The press has crowned him the 'Dr. Phil of prayer' and 'The next big thing in mass media religion.'"
Neither of these things are something to be proud about. In fact, they are laughable.


Mormonism IS a cult, Herr Keller, but your kettle's the same color. ALL religions are cults, no matter the number of adherents.

He got kicked of some TV Station for badmouthing Muslims.

I'm going to say this again, but using his words:
The Bible is a book of fables and a book of lies, and Christianity is a Cult.

I'm sorry if this offends, but if you think about it, am I wrong?
If Mormonism and Scientology are Cults, as Keller asserts, and with the sheer number of adherents of both "faiths", how is Christianity any different?
All three believe in absurd fairy tales. All three attempt to convert others. All three make ridiculous amounts of tax free money. All three think theirs is the only "true religion."

The truth is, when viewed from the outside, all religions are the same: Cults.

And here's the best part of Keller's story; remember, Jesus loves a felon.

"God got Bill's attention in 1989 when he became involved in insider trading of the stock market, was convicted, lost everything, and spent the next 2 1/2 years in Federal Prison. Shortly after going into prison, Bill rededicated his life to the Lord."

And he's also probably gay, but that doesn't matter, as long as he stays away from the little boys.

So the Christian moral here is, get rich off the stock market by insider trading, lose it all and go to prison, find Jesus, get rich off the televangelism racket.
Tax free!
L Ron Hubbard knew this. Every televangelist knows this. 
posted by Bsti @ 6:08 PM ¶ comments